One minute she's sitting on the couch cross stitching - cross stitching! - and the next she's straddling a chair, flipping her
Oh, and sweating.
Welcome to EROTICA'S second Naughty Hottie session, where she and the girls at J'adore Dance aren't slithering to Britney Spears but rather strutting with Lady Marmalade (and a chair).
Oh what fun! No, seriously. I, er, EROTICA hasn't laughed that hard since, well, she can't remember when. Sure slithering down the side of that chair felt a little uncoordinated - until the amazing Natalicious demonstrated a simpler way. And yeah,
But even from the back of the dance class, and with the mirrors in view, EROTICA checked (most) of her insecurity at the door and just. had. fun.
Of course, it helps that the chair provides coverage for all those parts you might not think are all that sexy - yet. Bellies and boobies are camouflaged behind the back of the prop, and by the time you're supposed to booty your way out of it, you're swept up in the rhythm of the song, trying to figure out how to look elegant while sliding down the chair and slithering back up again to worry about feeling ridiculous.
Admittedly, even EROTICA isn't a fan of the class ending performance. Especially now that Juicy J has allowed cat calling. While it's doubtful - even laughable - to think the eyes of half the class are on EROTICA, performing for the likes of Dangerous Dawn, Blam Pam, and Natalicious is really stretching the old comfort zone.
There may be fewer aching muscles this morning (don't mistake that as an indication the class isn't a good workout - it is) but there are few more laugh lines etched into EROTICA'S jaw.
And, er, EROTICA isn't the only one smiling this morning.
The Book In My Bag Today: Wicked Lovely, Melissa Marr
What? LOLOLOL I'm still trying to comprehend all of that. I must have missed something ...ReplyDelete
LOL. Ok, reading it over again, I recognize there might be some vagueness if I don't reference the rest of the dance posts :-)ReplyDelete
It was SO good to see everyone laughing and having such a good time last night! (Including you..you are really stepping out of your comfort zone more and more!:)ReplyDelete
Next week though, YOU are standing in front of ME at FitHop.. I'm not so sure of this "Old School" that we are doing. I keep having nightmares about doing the Roger Rabbit and Moonwalk.
i have a feeling erotica will soon learn to love the class ending performance!ReplyDelete
OMG Natalia, I think I might be sick on Tuesday. My throat is already going dry...I'm feeling flush. Though...I used to do a mean Moonwalk as a kid!ReplyDelete
mi - ha! We should have some sort of side bet going :-P
OH MY WORDReplyDelete
This coming from YOU, Tahereh? :-PReplyDelete
I would PAY for a vlog of any one of these escapades.ReplyDelete
Vicki - gasp! Do you realize if Jessica reads this she'll haul out the VIDEO CAMERA?! Not going to happen. I'm dying just thinking about it! (Erm, just how much would you pay? *struggling writer here*)ReplyDelete
Chairs are a bit of a bigger challenge than I thought they would be. Am I the only one who can't seem to stand up after straddling the chair and do it gracefully?ReplyDelete
Awww Deadliest, I hear your pain. My inner thighs are bruised from gripping the sides of that chair with as much leg strength as I could muster - so much so that when I "backed up" they stuck to my prop. Not sexy. However, I don't think I had the right chair :-) I can assure you, you were not alone!ReplyDelete
Whoa. Wasn't expecting this kind of post mid afternoon,lol.ReplyDelete
Sounds as if you're having a lot of fun - and how fun it is to hear all about it!ReplyDelete
Candy - you're right. I should have reserved it for "after hours" ;-)ReplyDelete
Thanks Jaydee! It IS fun. (Most nights....)
Hahahah - All this talk of videotaping is making me nervous... and for the record, Pam Blam enjoyed your end of class routine!ReplyDelete
Ah ha! Awesome to see your sexy self here Miss Pam Blam. Now I'm blushing and stuff :-) Did you share with your husband?ReplyDelete
VLOG VLOG VLOG!!! Do it Dawn!! You are so freakin awesome, I love reading this journey. You are so inspirational and I am SO proud of you :) :) :)ReplyDelete
My lst visit and I'm speechless...No, not really~ReplyDelete
Fun to read~
Meaghan - as much as I adore you I simply cannot imagine a VLOG. MAYBE in the fall. GASP. xoReplyDelete
LOL. Welcome, Ellie. Hope I didn't shock you. The rest of the week's posts are much tamer :-P